Well… I been tryin’ to find another way to make me some money
‘Cause my job ain’t got much pay.
Yeah, been tryin’ to find another way to make me some money
‘Cause my job ain’t got much pay
So, I been foolin’ around in that stock market
Tryin’ to do it Jimmy Cramer’s way

Bought a hundred shares of Mr. Softie
It’s gone down day by day
Then bought a hundred of United Health Group
And I lost about half of it that way
So I calls up Mr. Cramer
To see what he’d have to say

And here’s what he said
He said I want you to sell that Mr Softie
That’s just a house of pain
And I want you to sell UNH
That’s been money down the drain
Then go and buy some Crystallex
You’ll have a golden day

So I mortgaged my house
Auctioned my car
Pawned all my jewelry
Even sold my brand new pair of shoes
And I put everything I owned in the stocks
That Jimmy told me to do
By now you know my story
I’m singin’ the Stock Pickin’ Blues

After all the dust had settled
I started doin’ some readin’
Come to find out pickin’ stocks
Wasn’t what I was needin’
Had to set it and forget it
To try and stop the bleedin’
Ain’t no use tryin’ to beat the market
There’s just too many people competin’
So fellas I got some news
I’m all done now with the Stock Pickin’ Blues

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